Above: Bacchus and Ariadne, Antoine-Jean Gros...and the Zoro®.
Peg Me Pretty: Long, Lavender and Lovely, the Revolutionary Zoro® Strap-On Makes Flipping the Bedroom Script a Snap
(New York, NY) April 21, 2016–Ladies with an attitude, fellas that are in the mood, pegging just got a whole lot easier thanks to the revolutionary new Zoro® one-piece strap-on.
While talk about pegging* has been in vogue over the last several years–from the much discussed Broad City episode to that Ryan Reynolds scene in “Deadpool” to Ariana Grande’s new single–pulling up to the bumper for the first time has not been without its speed bumps.
The promise of "mind-blowing, leg-shaking, eye-rolling, neighbor-panicking" orgasm not withstanding, even the most willing straight man will blanch when confronted with a dildo that looks like a penis. For her, maneuvering into the tangle of straps, buckles, snaps and o-rings of a conventional strap-on is laborious, and for both, the loss of spontaneity and sexual connection is a serious buzz kill.
Enter Zoro®, the brand spanking new ergonomically designed strap-on/dildo combo from unconventional sex toy manufacturer, Perfect Fit Brand. More of a step-in, than a strap-on, the innovative Zoro® resembles a jock strap, except that instead of a jock, it is a continuous, solid, one-piece, body-contoured, velvety soft silicone all-in-one base and dildo. And, to the relief of straight men everywhere, it doesn't look like a dick.
